iSoundBath Terms of Use
Last Revised: March 5, 2025
Welcome to iSoundBath! 🎶✨ We’re thrilled to have you here, vibing with us in harmony. Before you dive into the soul-syncing sounds, let’s lay down some ground rules for a peaceful, high-frequency experience.
1. Respect the Vibes
1.1 Be Kind, Stay Zen – We expect all members to treat each other with kindness, respect, and good energy. No negativity, no drama—unless it’s the dramatic climax of your favorite meditation track.
1.2 No Energy Vampires – If you’re here to drain people’s joy, please take your chakras elsewhere. We keep it high-vibe only.
1.3 Sacred Space, Sacred Words – On Tuesdays, as a tribute to those who suffer from hiccups, members shall refrain from saying the word “hiccups.” If you slip up, you must send an apology to the universe.
1.4 Full Moon Rituals – On Fridays under a full moon, members are encouraged (nay, honor-bound!) to dance a jig while whistling a merry tune. If you cannot whistle, a dramatic hum will suffice.
2. Your Privacy is Sacred
2.1 No Sneaky Business – We do not sell, rent, or barter your data. Your information stays safe with us, like a crystal in a velvet pouch.
2.2 No Spam, Just Love – We promise not to spam your inbox. Our messages will always be meaningful, useful, or infused with pure, unfiltered good vibes.
2.3 Sacred Digital Footprint – We collect only the data necessary to improve your experience. If you ever want to delete your account, just let us know, and we’ll release your digital essence back into the void.
3. Support the Vibes
3.1 Help Keep iSoundBath Free – This app stays free because of support from our members. If you love what we do, consider shopping in our store or supporting our sponsors so we can keep expanding our chakra music library. 🙌
3.2 The Law of Energetic Exchange – What goes around comes around. If iSoundBath has brought you peace, clarity, or even just a better mood, consider paying it forward.
3.3 No Pressure, Just Gratitude – If you can’t buy anything right now, no worries! Just sending good vibes our way (or telling a friend about us) is appreciated more than you know.
4. Sacred Tech Stuff
4.1 No Bots, No Shenanigans – Don’t try to hack, scrape, or otherwise disturb the peaceful digital sanctuary we’ve built here.
4.2 Keep it Chill – If you find a bug, report it with love. No angry rants; our coders are fragile beings who thrive on positive reinforcement. 🌿
4.3 Content Sharing – You may share our content, but don’t steal it or claim it as your own. That’s bad karma.
5. Ending the Journey
5.1 Cancel Anytime – No hoops to jump through, no guilt trips. If you decide to leave, we’ll miss you, but we respect your journey. 💫
5.2 Banishment for Bad Vibes – If you spread negativity, violate these terms, or generally act in a way that lowers the collective frequency, we reserve the right to remove your access. It’s not personal—it’s energetic hygiene.
6. Final Notes from the Universe
6.1 Legal Stuff – We are not responsible for any enlightenment, spiritual awakenings, or unexpected emotional breakthroughs that occur while using this app. Use at your own blissful discretion.
6.2 Jurisdiction of the Cosmic Realm – While we exist in the earthly plane, any legal matters will be handled according to the laws of wherever we are officially registered (Reno, NV, USA which is far less mystical than it sounds).
6.3 Questions? Cosmic Concerns? – Reach out! Email: info@isoundbath.com . We’re here to help, guide, and keep the vibrations high.